A couple of random MSN/Hotmail tidbits that you could care less about.

There's a link on the hotmail signon page to "Today's Feature" which is "Find out if you're still dateable." I didn't click the link, because I can answer that question right now. No.

Then I go to check my spam, and there's a message with the subject "[Authentic Happiness Coaching] Using Authentic Happiness Skills." How far we've fallen if we need coaching on this shit. The good news is that the happiness coaching is "authentic," none of that bootleg shit made in Hong Kong.

Being "dateable," "happiness"... Is somebody trying to tell me something?