For anyone interested, here is a transcript of Bush's speech given the General Assembly this week. I thought about ripping this one a new asshole like I did with his speech a few weeks ago, since it's pretty easy with Bush's awful speechwriters. Okay, whether or not a new asshole was formed is debatable, but I certainly tried. In the end, I opted against it since I just don't feel like investing the three hours again. Nothing but the finest for all those out there in Fuck Everything land (which, by the way, sounds like a great idea for a theme park... our catch phrase will be "The Most Miserable Place on Earth," since we are, after all, the Anti-Disneyland).