So as if I don't get bent out of shape about enough stuff without trying, I give myself even more problems by being a Cubs fan. The Cubs show up every 5-10 years, do well, fuck up, then play like shit for several years until the cycle repeats. Right now, they're tied for first with fucking Houston with three games left in the season. There's still an outside chance at a Wild Card spot if they don't win the division. But does it matter? We're probably just being teased again, because the Cubs are too bloody inconsistent. Even if they make the playoffs, they'll probably just get swept like they did in the first round four years ago. Teased again, then it's back into the cellar.