Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Monday, October 13, 2003

Apparently this site is a WMD (Weapon of Mass Disillusionment), because poor Sarah gets depressed every time she comes here. Sorry, depressing shit is what I'm good at. But this is happy news, right?

Also, I guess the aforementioned 'blogger got me on the Barbie doll issue. For anyone unaware, "Xtreme Barbie Doll Dressup" is my nickname for the XBox game "Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball." Since the main aim of the game is to dress up all of your hot characters in swimsuits and accessories, it's basically digital Barbies. So, yeah, I lose this round.

Fuck everything

Monday, October 13, 2003

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