Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Saturday, October 18, 2003

Hot on the heels of Netscape, MSN is stepping up to the plate to help me find myself a girlfriend. Oh, except for the fact that I'm not a great guy, so their advice is meaningless to me.

"You know, I might ask out a hundred chicks, and get 99 nos. But maybe that hundredth chick... Likes to fuck on a pile of trash."
- David Cross

Fuck everything

Saturday, October 18, 2003

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