You know what I just saw a blurb on in the paper? As part of the fetal alcohol syndrome line of Care Bears (the shitty "classic" ones, not the cool "retro" ones), they're making a "Bedtime Prayer Bear."

Fuck you, assholes. The Care Bears don't give a shit about Jesus. They're goddamn talking bears with magical powers. They don't need religion.

This is such horseshit. I can't find my retro Good Luck or Grumpy in a store, but they have fucking praying bears. It can't be said enough. Fuck you, assholes. Fuck you for not putting out good stuff, and fuck you for exploiting the Care Bears for nothing but more Christian nonsense.