I got a hit recently thanks to a google search for "terrorists buying playstations." Has the PlayStation been deemed a threat to national security? If it has, I'm going to be goddamn pissed if Tom Ridge shows up and takes away my PS2. And if he even thinks about taking away my AssBox and DOA3 or Xtreme Barbie Doll Dressup, I'm going to start blowing shit up.

Speaking of google-based hits, I'm still getting a decent number of pedophiles, and like always, I can't even begin to tell you how happy that makes me. This site is turning into nothing but pedophile flypaper. The FBI should really just contract me out, having me give them my referral log so they can go nail or keep an eye on the people looking for kiddy porn.

I initially thought that a search for "yuna pain rikku art" was looking for some S&M FFX stuff, but then I realized that they just misspelled the name of one of the characters from X-2 (Paine).

The word "lolicon" has been a big hit generator over the past couple of days. I'm okay with that one, unless if some of those people with lolicons are kiddy rapers.

Also, what the fuck is up with people looking for Inspector Gadget porn? The most recent instance of this was a search for "sexy penny inspector gadget pics for free" that got someone here. Did these people get molested while Inspector Gadget was on TV one day, or were there some fucked up sexual undercurrents in that show which my 5-year-old mind missed? I sincerely doubt the latter. Like I've said before, I don't really care what you fantasize about, but you've gotta admit that turning something as innocent as Inspector Gadget into a source of sexual fantasy is a little messed up.

Oh, and you know what I just realized? I'm probably going to get some hits for people searching for 5-year-olds being molested thanks to this post. Fucking great. I'm waiting for a call from the FBI, but it probably won't be about a job offer.