Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo! Okay, this has nothing to do with Ben Asslick, but the Penny Arcade guys were making fun of this earlier, and I felt it worthy of some useless commentary. Whereas I give the XBox shit (and I rather like the XBox, by the way) for being a stripped-down PC, this Phantom things is... Well, a PC. Oh, and just for fun, download their PDF spec sheet. It's so full of marketing fluff and bullshit that I think I got some form of poisoning from it.

I think I'm going to start developing my own console which has no use, and I'm going to name it 'Chapter 11.'