So I just came across a porn site called "Too Tight to Fuck." Too tight to fuck? What the hell kind of a concept is that? "Dude, you can't fuck her.... She's too tight." Without any fucking, your whole point of existing goes up in flames.

Yeah, there are plenty of things I could think of to make a site worthwhile with no fucking involved, as pointed out by my magazine concept, Chicks Masturbating, but no one ever gets things right like I would.

While we're on this subject, and since I'm sure porno won't be coming up as a topic again anytime soon, I really need to work on two things. One I sort of but not really touched on in my Firebird review was that we need a porn-friendly browser. That's right, an entire browser whose focus is on making porn downloading easier. Actually, I think I would optimize it for porn and shopping. We would make a killing - porn browsing is the #1 online activity for men, shopping the #1 activity for women. I care a great deal for both. So, why don't we just admit that these are the things people do online, and start making our lives easier.

So you're like, hey, you're a computer nerd, and you're into open source. Why don't you snag Mozilla's source code and write your own browser. Are you nuts? Do you know how fucking complicated Mozilla is? Ever tried to compile it on your own? I'd be fucking dead before I found out that my first build didn't work.

Well, there is the concept of 'extensions' for both Mozilla and Firebird, but that just doesn't seem good enough.

The other thing we need is a decent search engine that filters out all the bullshit and crummy pay sites and can locate all the good free thumbnail series sites. This probably isn't feasible wihout some sort of human intervention (like tagging paysites somehow, and I doubt online pornographers are going to put a "no real free shit here" tag on their site) or some sort of decent AI that can try and determine if a site is worthwhile or not. What would we call such a search engine? How about 'Coogle'? Sorry, that's the best I can come up with, a shitty play on 'cooter'. Maybe there's already something decent like this out there that I just need to go find, and I'm just behind the times like with the GBA frontlight.