Like usual, I just need to go balls out (perhaps literally) with my new Asian fetish and move to Japan. Not that there isn't plenty of work in the sex industry here, but here I can't get access to all the anime goods I need. Yes, need.

But, even if I do move there, the dating scene is naturally still a pain in the ass, so I'm fucked wherever I go, and not in a good way.

Wherever I end up, I still need to make my dream come true of running the best porn mag ever, Chicks Masturbating.