God damn it, people are fucking losers. I'm in an IRC room, let's call it the "pervert channel," and someone comes in and actually asks if there are any female Chicago Bears fans in the room. What the fuck? Look, I'd like to see the Bears do well this season and all, but I don't go into the "pervert room" to talk about it. Why are men so invested in sports that they can't even stop talking about them when they're places designed for jerking off?