So we're going to continue the pr0n theme today. I'll warn you up front, you probably don't want to be clicking on any links in this post if you're at work, near work, or even thinking about work. You should also be of legal age wherever the hell you are to view adult materials. I will not be responsible for contributing to the delinquincy of a minor, but it's not like I can stop you, either. There's no hardcore shit involved, no, wait, yes there is, and one link doesn't even have any nudity. No matter; I doubt any of it will fall under your company's "acceptable use" policy.

As I suspected, the search for a good pr0n search engine is turning up nothing but shit. Not "shit" in the literal sense; we already know that even with my degenerate mind I shy away from German sites.

Before we go any further, now is as good of a time as any to post the following link that I got from a friend which I keep forgetting about. If you're a fan of fucked up Japanese porn and you like even more fucked up English descriptions of said porn, go here.

I would be happy if I could find more sites like Thumbnail Series. Updated daily with tons of links to quality thumbnail series pics. See, I'm not asking for much, just some hot, naked women, and the occasional facial.

Actually, with this developing sailor schoolgirl fetish, I don't even need nudity. But can I find much decent stuff in this genre? Hell no. Just give me a uniform and some other sexy outfits, and that just might be enough for me. Like this girl, who I am so totally in love with.

So, with my interest in Anime, this Asian thing may seem somewhat contrived and forced. You know, like those guys who run around wearing "Looking for a Japanese Girlfriend" t-shirts and who eat Pocky and shrimp-flavored chips only because they're into Anime. But you know what? When I get interested in something, I don't fuck around. I'm out there finding websites with news and updates, locating shit to buy, studying to get a cultural and historical context, and learning languages if need be. If worse comes to worse, I will go hunting for porn.

Furthermore, this new interest in Asian women may just be flat out confusing to some. Okay, well, one of you. Yes, I know I used to say "If I see one more naked Asian, I'm going to throw up." Well, there were a couple of reasons for this. One, I'm just an ignorant gai-jin, as we all know. Second, I think the Playboy principle was in effect. You see, those fuckers at Playboy can get hot, non-white women. The problem is, they're fucking lazy, and they don't. They're sort of decent with Latinas and some of their Asian girls, but are severely lacking when it comes to black women. They could find, photograph, and publish the attractive ones, but they don't. So what we get is some unattractive girl who's pure quota. Call me racist and cynical if you want, but this is what I see. I don't know why you would call me racist, but it seems like you're setting yourself up to be yelled at anytime race is mentioned, even if you're pointing out unpleasant truths that you want to see fixed. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that a lot of the sites I come across are just pulling a Playboy when it comes to Asian women. They could find lovelies like Mihoko up there, but they don't.

So, despite these two deficiencies, I'm in recovery. I'm even going back to school, and taking some courses offered by the Asianology Department.

Finally, for this post at least, I just came across a banner ad for a product called "Power-Pax Pellet." The tag line? "Masturbate longer - Masturbate stronger!" There's no bullshit about lasting longer to better satisfy your woman, because they know people are on these sites to jerk off, and there's no one else around to satisfy. Why can't we find more honesty in advertising like this?