Hey, are you pissed? If not, you will be after reading this lovely nugget I came aross. Okay, maybe you'll be like me, and you won't really get pissed, because you're already pissed. But it will give your eyes something to do as they roll in their sockets.

I'm going to wait until I'm actually in a good mood (which should be any day now...) and read more of the bullshit from that site.