This is great news, because home schooled kids never turn out socially inept or fucking retarded.

Of course, with all this standardized testing bullshit, the gap is closing. Still, you need to suffer through the hell of school if you ever hope to be as bitter and pissed off as me. Um, wait. I meant if you ever hope to build a strong character. Or something.

Spelling bees? Geography bees? These things are fucking worthless. Their only purpose is to give kids and parents something that's fucking worthless to brag about.