No, we know what that really means: a quart of cum in his stomach.

Yeah, I know that was in pretty bad taste, since Bonds' dad just died and all. Bonds is still an asshole, but at least he's not Mariah Carey. And since when does Fuck Everything give a flying fuck about bad taste? Obviously never, because this motherfucker is getting posted.

If you're saying "What the fuck is this bullshit?" you're not alone, because there are a good two or three other people there with you. Of course, I'm sure "What the fuck is this bullshit?" is a common reaction for most of the people who stumble across any post on this page; I'm talking about the people who have been here before and hate themselves enough to come back. This entire post was a joke pretty much written for one person: the one person I know who will get the joke.

Okay, fine. Normally, I don't do this. Do what? Explain the joke. As we know, you've gotta stop explaining the joke, because when you do, it's just... Life's not worth living.

Anyway, the "quart of cum" line is a reference to an old What do you think? from The Onion. It was when Mariah Carey was hospitalized for "exhaustion." One of the respondents in the WDYT? poll said "Exhaustion? We all know what that really means - a quart of cum in her stomach."

So there you have it; everyone is clued in, none of this was funny, and I just wasted everyone's time. Which, really, is the true legacy of this 'blog.