Fuck everything

This is sooooooome bullshit.

If you're not a big fan of sarcasm, complaining, ~~cynical~~ realistic thought, hyperbole, liberal sociopolitical ranting, flip-flopping, blasphemy, neverending negativity, alliterative assholes, broad generalization for comedic effect, generalization about broads, Carlin references, worthless shockshit, dooode!, jokes you won't get because you're not ETP, sex offender jokes, DV perp jokes, filtered ~~liberal media~~ CNN coverage, making fun of others to boost your low self-esteem, spoiled little shits, geek subjects, lolita complexes, Jim Fucking Rome, scotch, curling, pseudo-intellectual commentary, Sasha Cohen, sailor schoolgirls, self-deprecation, BMWs, knowing that BMW cars should be called "Bimmers" not "Beemers", Pinky:st., the word "douche" spelled d-o-o-s-h-e, free (as in beer) speech, bleeding ass liberals, guns, dark beers, let your man out, buttless chaps, rationalization, pathetic losers, Love Hina, pornography, pointless pontification, or bullshit elitist posturing... You might want to sit this one out.

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Okay, so I just realized why I was getting so many hits from LOVEFURY. On its sign-in page, Blogger has a section for "10 most recently published blogs," as well as "blogs of note," and LOVEFURY recently got added to the latter. So, like a true asshole, I've been leeching off Tiberius' success. However, I'm not a total asshole, so I'll put in a plug for his new 'blog dedicated to movie reviews.

Speaking of "blogs of note," what would it take to get those Blogger bastards to notice my 'blog? I'm sure calling them "bastards" will be a big help. Plus, I'm sure they'd really want the title Fuck Everything in semi-permanent form on one of their main pages.

Fuck everything

Thursday, September 11, 2003

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